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Woman in a Bar

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail, when an exceptionally tall and handsome young man entered. He was so striking that the woman couldn't take her eyes off him.

The man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked straight over to her.

Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything that you want me to, no matter what it is for $20, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked, "What's the condition?"

The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just 3 words."

The woman considered his proposal for a moment, reached into her purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand, along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and said slowly and meaningfully.....

"Clean my house."