An old man went to the doctors for a check-up.
"You're in incredible shape. How old are you?" asked the doctor.
"I am 82," the old man said proudly.
"You're 82," replied the astonished doctor, "How have you managed to stay so healthy. You only look about 60 years old?"
"Well, when we got married, my wife and I made a pact that whenever we had an disagreement, she would go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go outside to settle down," the old man explained.
"What does that have to do with looking younger?" asked the doctor.
"Because I've pretty much lived an outdoor life."