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An Airline Disaster

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful and things go from bad to worse when suddenly, one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular completely loses her cool. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane, "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable!"

"Is there ANYONE on this plane that can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared riveted at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He is gorgeous, tall and well built with long blonde flowing hair and blue eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
unbuttoning his shirt .....
one button at a time .....
no one moves .....
he removes his shirt .....
muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her.

He extends his arm, holding out his shirt to the trembling woman, and while gazing deeply into her eyes, he whispers,

"Iron this, will you?"