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Eggs for Breakfast
A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
He shouted, "Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in!
The wife stared at him in amazement, "What is wrong with you? I know how to fry a couple of eggs."
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."