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Eggs for Breakfast

A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

He shouted, "Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. Too many!
Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter.
They're going to stick! Careful. I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking. Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget.
Use the salt. THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him in amazement, "What is wrong with you? I know how to fry a couple of eggs."

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."