Taking a break from the golf circuit in Ireland, Tiger Woods driving his new Chrysler car, stops for fuel at a petrol station.
The attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, "Top o' the morning to ya!", totally unaware who the golf pro is.
As Tiger gets out of the car, 2 golf tees fall out of his pocket.
"So what are those, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Jaysus, Mary an Joseph!", exclaims the Irish attendant.
"What will those fella's at Chrysler think of next!"