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A Religious Teenager
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Afterwards, her parents were going to a movie, so they would have the house to themselves. She hinted that she would like to "do it" for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic. It's his first time so he goes to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about protection.
At the register the pharmacist asks him how many he'd like to buy: 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. The boy insists on a family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, well this being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."
The boy whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."