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The Sherrif and the Cowboy
The Sheriff in a small town is walking down main street when he sees a blond cowboy coming towards him wearing just his boots and a cowboy hat, so he arrests him.
As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why on earth are you dressed like that?"
The Cowboy says: "Well, it happened like this Sheriff."
"I was in a bar just outside of town when this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor-home with her. So I did."
"We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to take off my shirt. So I did."
"Then she removes her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants. So I did."
"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to take off my shorts. So I did."
"She looks at me kinda sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy...' So I did."
"And here I am."
Son of a Gun, blond men do exist!