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The Mafia Godfather
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for 10 million bucks.
This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where is my 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
Then the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's head, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win. The money is in a briefcase buried behind a shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in New Orleans!"
The Godfather asks the attorney eagerly, "Well, what did he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
p.s. If you're a Mafia gang member, I've never been to New Orleans and I don't know where the shed is. Honest!