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The Heimlich Manoeuvre

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds, it became apparent that she was in real distress. Two local men, Kenzie and Bruce were sitting at the next table and turned to look at her.

"Can ya swaller?" inquired Kenzie.

The woman signalled "No!", desperately shaking her head.

"Can ya breathe?" asked Bruce.

The woman shook her head again, signalling "No!"

With that, Kenzie walked up behind her, lifted her dress, yanked down her underwear and ran his tongue up and down her bum.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth, and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bruce said in admiration, "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that Hind Lick Manoeuvre... but it's the first time I've ever seen anybody do it."