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Medicine Man Cure

A man who is getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform at night-time. Know what I mean?

He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. Finally as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this". With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame and there is a blinding flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies, "When your partner can take no more, all she has to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down. But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for another year".

The old man rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife and says '1 2 3'.

Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie, just as the medicine man had promised.

His wife turns over and inquired...... "What did you say '1 2 3' for?"