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Bat-and-Balls

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still make a women happy 3 times a night. Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to find out more. Let's go back to my place and we could 'ave a lorra lorra fun."

So they went back to her place and had an hour of hanky-panky.

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour and we can have a better time. But while I'm sleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".

Cilla looks a bit perplexed but says, "Okay."

He sleeps for half an hour then awakens, and it's better than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best yet. You'll have to......"

"I know Sean. Yer want me to hold on to yer bat'n'balls again. No problem."

Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind blowing.

Once it's all over, Cilla asks, "Sean, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer wullie in the other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla."

"It's just that the last time I slept with a scouser, she stole my wallet."