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Scousers in Heaven

St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates one day when up walks a group of forty Scousers all wanting to get into heaven.

St. Peter tells them that there isn't enough room for them all, and asks them to wait while he goes off to ask God to tell him which ones he should let in.

"Pick the ten most righteous. They shall enter Heaven," says God.

Ten minutes later Peter comes running back to God, out of breath.
"They're gone!" he exclaims.

"What, all forty?" says God.
"Not the Scousers," says Peter, "The bloody gates...!"