Rye Bread is good for you
Two old guys, one 75 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 75-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and best of all, you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 75-year-old stops in at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady in the bakery asked if he needed any help.
"Do you have any rye bread?" he asked.
She replied, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I'll take five loaves please."
She said, "Five loaves? My goodness, it'll get hard before you use it!"
He replied, "My God, does everybody in the world know about this rye bread but ME?"