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Holiday Cigarettes

Paddy and Murphy where talking in the pub one night when Paddy says, "I'm going on holiday next week. Is there anything you want bringing back?"

Murphy says, "Thanks, could you bring me back 200 cigarettes and I'll give you the money later."

Paddy being a non-smoker says, "Sure, no problem."

When Paddy returns from his holidays, he meets Murphy in the pub.

Murphy asks, "Did you get me those cigarettes from your trip."

Paddy says, "Yep! Sure did."

Murphy says, "How much do I owe you?"

Paddy says, "46 pounds!"

Murphy says, "What, 46 pounds! Where the hell did you go for your holidays?"

Paddy replied, "Great Yarmouth."