The Criticising American
On a train from Manchester to London, an American was criticising an Englishman sitting across from him in their compartment.
"You English are far to stuffy. You set yourselves apart to much. Look at me, I have Italian blood, French blood, German blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman replied, "Very sporting of your mother, sir."