The Old Man And A Frog
An old man was taking a walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to him. "Hey mister! Pssst, mister!" The old man looked down and spotted a little frog sitting in the grass looking up at him.
"Hey mister," said the frog. "A wicked witch cast a spell on me and turned me into an ugly frog. If you'll just kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful."
The old man reached down, picked up the frog, put it in his pocket and proceeded to walk on.
The frog called out again, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I said if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful and I'll do anything you want."
The old man replied, "I heard you the first time but at my age, I'd rather just have a talking frog!"