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A Masked Fancy Dress Party

A couple were invited to a masked fancy dress party. The wife had a headache and suggested he go by himself. He, being a devoted husband protested, but said she would take an aspirin and go to bed. So he got his costume and went to the party.

After sleeping for a while, the wife found that her headache had gone, so she decided to join him at the party. As her husband didn't know what costume she was wearing, she thought she'd have some fun and see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every good looking chick he could and getting a kiss here and there.

The wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he devoted his time to her. After a few drinks, he finally whispered a proposition in her ear and she agreed, naturally since he was her husband. Off they went and had a quickie in the back seat of their car.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I never danced at all. When I got there, I met Pete and some of the other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

The husband replied, "Oh, I lent my costume to a neighbour. Apparently he had a whale of a time!"