Official Government Anti-Terrorist Directive
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM GMT, all women must walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in easy chairs in front of their houses, to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives, thus proving that they are not Taliban.
And since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your Anti-Taliban sentiment.
The Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
MEN, IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO HELP THIS CAUSE!