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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for 2 weeks and then return and tell him how it went. The 1st couple were retired, the 2nd couple were middle-aged and the final couple were newlyweds.

Two weeks went by, then the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the 1st week, but after that, it wasn't a problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine, until she dropped a can of paint.

"A can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yes," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, lust just took over."

The minister shook his head and said they were not welcome in his church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome at HomeBase either!"