A Confused Old Man
A woman went to her doctor with a problem. She told him, "I'm rather worried about my husband."
The doctor urged her to say more.
"Well, he thinks he's a refrigerator," she continued.
"How old is he?" the doctor asked.
"Seventy-five," she replied.
"Think nothing of it," said the doctor, "Men of that age often feel confused and have imaginary thoughts."
"Thank you doctor, if you think all is OK, that makes me feel better."
As she went out of the door, she remarked, "Oh, one more thing I forgot to mention, he sleeps with his mouth open and the little light inside keeps me awake."