Local Job Centre
This youth wearing Nike trainers and a baseball cap, walked into his local job centre drinking a can of Special Brew. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "I'm looking for a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing!"
"We've just got a listing from a wealthy business man. He needs a chauffeur for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive them around in a stretched Limo. All meals are provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas trips. The total salary package is around £200,000 a year."
The youth said, "You're kidding me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well you started it."