Tell Me What You Really Need

The teacher said, "OK class, I'd like you to tell me what you really need at home."

Suzie says, "We really need a new computer."
The teacher says, "Yes, that would be useful."

Wendy says, "We really need a new car."
The teacher says, "Yes, that would be useful too."

Little Johnny says, "We don't need anything at all."
The teacher says, "Oh, come on. Everybody needs something."

Little Johnny says, "No! My Sister came home yesterday and said she was pregnant."
My Dad said, "Well, that's all we f**king need!"