Using Correct Grammar

Little MARK was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.

He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a p*ss!"

The teacher replied, "MARK, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little MARK thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"