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Priorities change for Pensioners

The other day, Harry a 70 year old pensioner, came home and was greeted by his wife dressed only in very revealing underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, Harry tied his wife up and went golfing.