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A Dental Appointment

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it costs for an extraction.

"85 for an extraction sir," was the dentists reply.

"Och, huv ye no got nothing cheaper," replies the Scotsman getting agitated.

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir," said the dentist.

"What about if you didn't use any anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.

"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for 70", the dentist replied.

"Hmmmm, what about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without anaesthetic," said the Scotsman.

"Well it's possible, but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful, but I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say 40," said the dentist.

"Och that's still a bit much, how about if you make it a training session and have your student do the extraction and the other students watching and learning," said the Scotsman hopefully.

"Hmmmmm, well OK, it'll be good for the students I suppose. I'll only charge 10 in that case," said the dentist.

"Wonderful," said the Scotsman... "Can you book my wife in for next Tuesday."