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On The Way To London
Paddy and Murphy were walking through the countryside.
Paddy says to Murphy, "Will you look at that headstone. Dat fella lived till he was a 140 years old!"
Bejaysus said Murphy, "That's bloody amazing! What was da little fella's name?"
Paddy knelt down for a closer look at the stone and read: