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Mary goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
Father O'Grady says, "What's troubling you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away suddenly last night."
The priest says, "Oh Mary, that's terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?"
Mary says, "That he did, Father!"
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "His last words were: 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'"