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Confessions Of An Unfaithful Man

Jake was very ill and didn't expect to make it though the night. His wife sat by him at his bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess to you before I die."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I've been unfaithful and slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and even your mother!"

"I know," she replied, "Now just lay still and let the poison work."