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I Met An Older Woman
At a club last night, I got talking to a really attractive 60-year-old.
I found myself thinking..... I bet she's got a really hot daughter.
We shared a bottle of wine, then she asked me if I'd ever had a "Sportman's Double?".
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
"Oh!" I said, as my mind embraced the idea. "No, I haven't," I replied, wondering what her daughter might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink, then it's "Your Lucky Night."
Arriving back to her place, she switched the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Mom, are you still awake?"