A Night Of Love

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over and pulled out a cigarette from his jeans, then searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had a light.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear."

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."