Buying A Jaguar
A woman walks into a Jaguar dealership and spots the car of her dreams. She walks over to inspect it, but while leaning over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she accidently breaks wind.
Embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't appear right now.
However, there standing behind her is a sales person.
"Good morning Madame, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, how much is this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'd rather not say. If you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself if I tell you the price."