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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and fell asleep.
Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"