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The Taste Test
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of some young children, using a bowl of lifesavers. The professor gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors.
The children began to say:
Red ......... Cherries
Finally the professor gave them all honey flavoured lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," said the professor, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God. They're assholes!"