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The Angry Passenger
An airline flight was cancelled due to a technical fault, and the check-in girl was busily re-booking a long line of weary travellers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the front of the queue, slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight, right away!"
The check-in girl replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to help you, but I've got to deal with everybody in the queue first."
The man unimpressed shouted, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without any hesitation, the check-in girl grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please," she began, her voice clearly heard throughout the terminal.
She continued, "We have a passenger at Gate 14 WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him laughing hysterically, the man glared at the check-in girl and swore, "F**K you!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too!"