- They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
- My WILD OATS have turned to SHREDDED WHEAT.
- STUPIDITY is not a HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
- Rehab is for Quitters.
- HECK is where people go, who don't believe in GOSH.
- The meek shall inherit the earth ..... AFTER WE'RE THROUGH WITH IT.
- HAM and EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
- The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
- Computer Programmers know how to use their hardware.
- Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.