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Regular Visits To A Therapist
A couple went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with your technique," and charged them 50 dollars.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges 90 dollars and the Hilton charges 120 dollars."
He continued, "We can do it here for 50 dollars, and still claim 45 dollars back from Medicare!"