10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex
- A below par performance is considered damn good.
- You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers.
- Foursomes are encouraged.
- You can still make money doing it as a senior.
- Three times a day is possible.
- It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
- Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
- You don't have to cuddle your partner when you're finished.
- If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
- If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.