Menu 1Menu 2Menu 3Menu 4Menu 5Menu 6Menu 7Menu 8

10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex

  1. A below par performance is considered damn good.
  2. You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers.
  3. Foursomes are encouraged.
  4. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
  5. Three times a day is possible.
  6. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
  7. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
  8. You don't have to cuddle your partner when you're finished.
  9. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
  10. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.