The Best Bumper Stickers
- Honk if anything falls off.
- Illiterate? Write for help now!
- Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
- Horn broken.... Watch for finger.
- If you're not a hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
- To all you virgins out there: Thanks for nothing!
- Stop lights timed for 30mph, are also timed for 60mph.
- If that phone was up your butt, maybe you'd drive better.
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".
- If you don't believe in Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
- If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!
- Constipated people just don't give a shit.
- Fight Crime: Shoot Back!