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The Best Bumper Stickers

  • Honk if anything falls off.
  • Illiterate? Write for help now!
  • Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
  • Horn broken.... Watch for finger.
  • If you're not a hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
  • To all you virgins out there: Thanks for nothing!
  • Stop lights timed for 30mph, are also timed for 60mph.
  • If that phone was up your butt, maybe you'd drive better.
  • Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".
  • If you don't believe in Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
  • If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!
  • Constipated people just don't give a shit.
  • Fight Crime: Shoot Back!