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A Christmas Story
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys fast enough, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then, Mrs Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
As Santa began to load his sleigh, one of the boards cracked and all the toy sacks split open and fell to the ground.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and ran off. More stress.
So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he found that the elves had drunk all the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the empty cider bottle and it broke into little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then, the doorbell rang and the irritated Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to put it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel sat on top of the Christmas tree.