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Look After Your Wife

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A couple of days ago, I was sitting on the patio relaxing, while my wife was mowing the lawn. Cheryl from next door looked over and was so upset that she yelled at me, "You lazy idiot! Sitting there doing nothing while your poor wife pushes that lawn mower around. You should be doing the mowing your self!"

I thought... Women! So I looked at her and told her in no uncertain terms to mind her own business. After a few days, I felt really bad, so I went out and bought a ride-on mower. I'm so proud of the deal I got. Now, my wife can now sit down while she cuts the lawn.

Here is a picture of the new ride-on mower

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A ride on lawnmower

You know, I'm much too soft with her. She'll probably want gears on it next.