Look After Your Wife

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A couple of days ago, I was sitting on the patio drinking beer, while my wife was mowing the lawn.

Cheryl from next door looked over and was so upset that she yelled at me, "You lazy idiot! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your ass and give her a break!"

I thought... Women! Took another swig from my beer, wiped the foam from my lips, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to mind her own business.

After a few days, I felt really bad, so I went out and bought a ride-on mower.

I'm so proud of the deal I got. Now, my wife can now sit down while she cuts the lawn.

Here's a picture of the new mower:-

You know, I'm much too soft with her, as she'll probably want gears on it next?