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Tiger Woods Xmas Card

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Swine Flu Alert

Child Tantrums

Determine the sex of Birds

Motorway Traffic Jam

Hands Free Phone

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An African Laxative

Spot The Difference

Have you paid Road Tax

Eating Chocolate

How to pronounce Oklahoma

The UK Credit Crunch

Mercedes Cars

Free Sweets

Swimming Dangers

The Prohibition Years

Look After Your Wife

Simple Harmonics

The iSuck Pacifier

Driving Too Fast

A Lady Golfer

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Helping Down and Outs

Motorbike Riding

Swimming Dangers

This is very REAL and IMPORTANT, so I'm passing it on to everyone.

Tell all the people you care about, relatives, friends or classmates.

Make sure they are all informed of this new danger.

Never
Never
Never
Never
Ever .....

..... Fart in a wet suit!