An Optical Illusion

Cheap iPods Sale

Garden Fencing

Bird Flu Victim

Electricity Companies

Bus Driver

Computer Helpline

Beauty Contest

My Garage Sale

International Symbol

Bargain Used Car

Losing A Loved One

Charles Horse Riding

Air Travel

Pen Is Stuck

The Perfect Wife

Car Recovery

Lorry Recovery

Giving Up Smoking

Turkeys Revenge

Watching Tennis

Intelligent Pigeons

Who Stole My Bike

An Office Smile

Station Platform Sign

Careful Parking

Always Wear A Helmet

Golf and Mosquitoes

Microsoft Road Sign

The UK's First Bird Flu Victim

It's me, Orville (I wish I could fly, but I can't). Doesn't that song drive you crazy?
I was expecting some grapes or a box of chocolates, but nothing.

I wish he could fly, far away to Spain, Italy, France or anywhere that's miles from here.
Don't go on holiday without travel insurance, or you may end up here with Orville.