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The UK's First Bird Flu Victim

It's me, Orville (I wish I could fly, but I can't). Doesn't that song drive you crazy?
I was expecting some grapes or a box of chocolates, but nothing.

Orville the puppet in hospital

I wish he could fly, far away to Spain, Italy, France or anywhere that's miles from here.
Don't go on holiday without travel insurance, or you may end up here with Orville.